Karwa Chauth Funny Jokes, Pictures, Status, Sms in Hindi English

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Karwa Chauth Funny Jokes, Pictures, Status, Sms in Hindi English

Karwa Chauth Funny Jokes, Pictures, Status, Sms in Hindi English

Karwa Chauth Funny Messages in Hindi English :

Congratulations to All husbands for Renewal of their…….life insurance… :p


What is the Hollywood movie made for ‘fasting’ ladies?
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‘Fast and Furious’
One day Fast, 364 days Furious!

Happy Karwa Chauth!


Sabhi married bhaiyo ko yeh suchit kiya jata hain,
Ki karwa chauth k din savdhani or dhiraj se kaam le
Becoz bhuki sherni jyada khatarnaak hoti hai…!! ?

Happy Karwa Chauth


Getting married is like
giving your own…
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Supari!

Happy Karwa Chauth!


A study reveals that
If women keep “Maun Vrat”
Instead of Karwa Chauth Vrat,
Men surely will have a long life!

Happy Karwa Chauth!


बीवियाँ आती हैं हीर की तरह
अच्छी लगती हैं खीर की तरह
फिर चुभती हैं तीर की तरह
हालत कर देती हैं फ़कीर की तरह! ?

Happy karwa Chauth!


She: तुम भी मेरे साथ करवाचौथ में उपवास रखोगे ना जान !?
He: मैंने कभी कहा तुम मेरे साथ दारु पीने चलो !?  ?


Secret of a successful married
life ……
Khud ko Sher samjho ………
Aur Biwi ko ………
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Shera wali mata! ……..
Bolo saache darbar ki jai……!


उन पुरुषों को भी
“करवा चौथ” की अग्रिम बधाई
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जिन्होने महिलाओँ के नाम पर
फेक आई डी बनाई है।
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सदा सुहागन रहो  ?


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